Pulp Fiction

3.5/4 STARS

This is another great movie by Quentin Tarantino. I think it's one of his best movies. It's really interesting and entertaining. It's also funny at times. It has really good acting and really great dialogue. It's about a bunch of different people that are involved in the mob. There's a lot of different stories that are all involved with each other. This movie has very bad language and blood and some sexuality. I would recommend this movie for teens and young adults.

JORDAN SAYS: Tarantino Does It Again!

Almost Heroes

1.9/4 STARS

This is not a very good movie. It's somewhat entertaining, and has some funny parts. Of course, Chris Farley is hilarious and Matthew Perry is his same old character. It's kind of a stupid and ridiculous movie. It's about a guy who gets a crew to go with him to try and beat Lewis and Clark to the Pacific. I would only recommend this movie to Chris Farley fans.

JORDAN SAYS: Almost Descent

Stealing Harvard

1.7/4 STARS

This is not a good movie at all. It's not the worst movie I've ever seen but it is bad. There are some funny things about it, but not enough to even make it descent. I do like Jason Lee a lot and he is okay in this. Of course, Tom Green is ridiculous in it. He has a couple funny parts. It's just kind of a stupid movie. It's about a guy who has $30,000, but needs to give it to his niece for college and buy his girl a house. He doesn't know what to do, so he asks his friend for advice. He convinces him to commit robbery to get it. I would not recommend this movie to anyone, unless you are completely bored and it's on TV.

JORDAN SAYS: Stealing Jordan's Time, Not Stealing Harvard

Pan's Labyrinth

3.2/4 STARS

This is a good and interesting movie. It's a very creative movie. It has good acting and a good story. I usually hate when the whole movie is not in English but I didn't mind it at all. It has a lot of great characters. Guillermo del Toro has an awesome imagination. It's really a beautiful movie. It's about a girl who is forced to live with her new stepfather in a remote military base. Ofelia loves out her own fable as she meets new monsters and she meets Pan, at a nearby labyrinth. Pan gives her three tasks to complete that will reveal her true identity. This movie has bad language and violence. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: A Great Fairy Tale