Wanted

0.9/4 STARS

This is was one of my least favorite movies I've seen for awhile. It was absolutely horrible. It was dumb and had bad acting. The story was horrible and very unrealistic. It was just dumb all around. It was basically about a guy who hates his life and is found by a certain group of people and they train him to be an assassin and curve bullets. This movie has some bad language and brief nudity. I wouldn't recommend this movie for anyone!

JORDAN SAYS: Wanted......For Most Ridiculous Movie Of The Year.

The Wrestler

2.8/4 STARS

This is a pretty good movie. It is a descent story and is pretty entertaining. Mickey Rourke is awesome in it though. It does have some inappropriate parts in it and a lot of drug use and nudity. It's basically about a guy who used to be one of the best wrestlers and is getting old and is still trying to do it, he is barely making enough money. This movie has bad language and drug use and nudity. I would recommend this movie for teens and young adults, but it's not one you could watch again and again.

JORDAN SAYS: Mickey Rourke Is Bad To The Bone!!!!

Pulp Fiction

3.5/4 STARS

This is another great movie by Quentin Tarantino. I think it's one of his best movies. It's really interesting and entertaining. It's also funny at times. It has really good acting and really great dialogue. It's about a bunch of different people that are involved in the mob. There's a lot of different stories that are all involved with each other. This movie has very bad language and blood and some sexuality. I would recommend this movie for teens and young adults.

JORDAN SAYS: Tarantino Does It Again!

Almost Heroes

1.9/4 STARS

This is not a very good movie. It's somewhat entertaining, and has some funny parts. Of course, Chris Farley is hilarious and Matthew Perry is his same old character. It's kind of a stupid and ridiculous movie. It's about a guy who gets a crew to go with him to try and beat Lewis and Clark to the Pacific. I would only recommend this movie to Chris Farley fans.

JORDAN SAYS: Almost Descent

Stealing Harvard

1.7/4 STARS

This is not a good movie at all. It's not the worst movie I've ever seen but it is bad. There are some funny things about it, but not enough to even make it descent. I do like Jason Lee a lot and he is okay in this. Of course, Tom Green is ridiculous in it. He has a couple funny parts. It's just kind of a stupid movie. It's about a guy who has $30,000, but needs to give it to his niece for college and buy his girl a house. He doesn't know what to do, so he asks his friend for advice. He convinces him to commit robbery to get it. I would not recommend this movie to anyone, unless you are completely bored and it's on TV.

JORDAN SAYS: Stealing Jordan's Time, Not Stealing Harvard

Pan's Labyrinth

3.2/4 STARS

This is a good and interesting movie. It's a very creative movie. It has good acting and a good story. I usually hate when the whole movie is not in English but I didn't mind it at all. It has a lot of great characters. Guillermo del Toro has an awesome imagination. It's really a beautiful movie. It's about a girl who is forced to live with her new stepfather in a remote military base. Ofelia loves out her own fable as she meets new monsters and she meets Pan, at a nearby labyrinth. Pan gives her three tasks to complete that will reveal her true identity. This movie has bad language and violence. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: A Great Fairy Tale

The Alamo

2.7/4 STARS

This is a pretty descent movie. It's pretty realistic and entertaining. It's also interesting because it's based on real events in history. I'm also a sucker for watching and learning about war so I'm a little biased. It's about 200 men who sacrificed themselves defending a small fort in Texas for 13 days against the entire Mexican army. They were led by 3 famous men: William Travis, James Bowie and Davy Crockett. Their bravery at the Alamo gave Sam Houston and his army of Texans the ability to win the war. I would recommend this movie for people who like war type movies and inspiring movies, and people who like history.

JORDAN SAYS: Remember The Alamo!

V For Vendetta

3.2/4 STARS

This is a good movie. It has awesome fighting and good acting. Natalie Portman is good in it. V is an awesome character. It's very interesting and has an entertaining plot. It's based in the future, and a girl who keeps running into a masked hero named V and she becomes close to him. V is a freedom fighter seeking to get revenge on people that have wronged him and many other. There is a smart detective trying to stop V from starting his revolution. The detective soon finds out a lot more about his side of the fight. This movie has bad language and violence. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Hero Or Madman?

Robin Hood

3.4/4 STARS

This is an awesome and entertaining movie. It has very good acting and good fighting. Russell Crowe was awesome and so was Cate Blanchett. It also has a couple funny parts. It kind of shows how he becomes Robin Hood. I hope there will be a second one, because it makes it look like there will be a second one. Little John was awesome in this one too, as was Friar Tuck. This movie is about Robin Hood and his life before he becomes the "Hood". It shows how he meets all his friends and the people made famous from the story. He helps rally England to stop France from invading. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Hope There's A 2nd One!

Forrest Gump

3.7/4 STARS

This is an awesome movie. It has just about everything you'd want in a movie. It's funny, has a little action, its very entertaining and interesting. It has a lot of stuff that's happened in American history but they do add some stuff to it. This movie is also deep and has good meaning. It's kind of touching at times. Tom Hanks was amazing in it. It's about a guy who tells his life story and all that he has accomplished even though he's "dumb". It shows how loving he is and all the adventures he goes on. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates....

A League Of Their Own

2.7/4 STARS

This is a pretty good and enjoyable movie. It's good to watch with your family. It has pretty descent acting and is a good story. Tom Hanks is really good in it. It's basically about the beginning of an all girls baseball league. The main girls team is coached by a washed up and drunk former pro baseball player. Together they change each other and America. I recommend this for all ages especially with your family.

JORDAN SAYS: There's No Crying In Baseball!

Brick

3.8/4 STARS

This movie is absolutely amazing. It has awesome dialogue. It's extremely smart and super entertaining and fun to watch. It's super original. It also has some funny parts in it. It's about a boy in high school who is kind of a loner but he knows everything that goes on. When the girl he loves ends up dead, he tries to find out who did it and why they did it. He gets one of his friends to help him find out. He meets new people and experiences new things. This movie has bad language and some drug use. I would recommend this movie for teens and young adults. It's one of the best.

JORDAN SAYS: Old School Detective Movie In Present Day Time = Awesome

A Series Of Unfortunate Events

2.2/4 STARS

This is an okay movie. It has some funny parts and it's pretty entertaining. Of course, Jim Carrey is funny in it. It has a pretty interesting story so the books might be pretty cool. It's about 3 orphans and a guy who wants there enormous fortune. The guy keeps trying to get them and taking out whoever gets in his way. I would recommend this movie for kids or people that read the books.

JORDAN SAYS: Awesome Name = Lemony Snicket

A Walk In The Clouds

3/4 STARS

This is a good romantic movie. It's very entertaining and has pretty good acting. It's very enjoyable. It's about a guy who pretends to be married to a girl he meets so that her father won't disown her. He is already married and he starts to fall in love with this girl and doesn't know what to do. I would recommend this movie for teens and older that like love stories.

JORDAN SAYS: Very Entertaining Love Story

Green Street Hooligans

3/4 STARS

This is a good and fun movie. It's super entertaining and interesting. It's bad to the bone. Really hardcore fighting. It makes you want to join the fight. Once again I'm biased because I've lived in England but I really like this movie. It's also got my boy Frodo ( Elijah Wood). It's about an American college student who goes to visit his sister in England and ends up joining a soccer (football as the rest of the world says) firm. They get into fights with other firms and eventually it gets deadly. This movie has bad language and harsh violence. I recommend this movie for teens and young adults.

JORDAN SAYS: Stand Your Ground!

A Cinderella Story

1.9/4 STARS

I really don't like this movie at all and I will never watch it again. However I can see how some little girls like this movie. It's basically the story of Cinderella in present day time. I don't recommend this movie unless you are a little girl that likes cheesy love stories.

JORDAN SAYS: If Cinderella Couldn't Get Worse

A Bug's Life

2.6/4 STARS

This is a pretty good kids movie. I think it's good for what it is. It's pretty entertaining and interesting to watch. An ant hires warrior bugs to help defend his colony from grasshoppers. The warriors turned out to be circus performers. I would recommend this movie for kids.

JORDAN SAYS: Never Thought A Bug's Life Was So Fun

A Beautiful Mind

3.3/4 STARS

This is an awesome true story. It's very entertaining and its an interesting story. It has some funny parts too. Russell Crowe was awesome in it, one of my favorite acting performances. It's about the genius John Nash and his life and how he develops psychological problems. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Russell Crowe Is Awesome!

Reservoir Dogs

3.2/4 STARS

This is a great movie. It's really intense and has really good acting. It's super entertaining for basically being in the same place the whole time. It's a really smart movie and has a great twist in it. This is basically about a group of criminals who try and pull off a job but are ambushed by police. They figure out that one of them is a snitch, but who? They spend the rest of the movie trying to find out who it is. This movie has harsh language and harsh blood and violence. I would recommend this movie for teens and young adults.

JORDAN SAYS: Great Twist

The Big Lebowksi

3.1/4 STARS

This is a funny and entertaining film. I laughed out loud a couple of times. John Goodman was amazing in it. It's about the "Dude" and his bowling friends and they go on a journey with all kinds of characters, kidnapping and a group of Russians. This has bad language, and some nudity. i would recommend this movie for teens and young adults.

JORDAN SAYS: The "Dude" Abides.

101 Dalmations

2.5/4 STARS

I personally will probably never watch this movie again, but for a kids movie it's pretty good. It will keep you somewhat entertained and is enjoyable. This is about a husband and wife with two dogs that had 15 puppies. Then Cruella De Vil takes the puppies, then the dog parents must find their babies. I would recommend this movie for kids or parents who watch it with their kids.

JORDAN SAYS: Makes You Love Dogs

Gattaca

3/4 STARS

This is a pretty good and entertaining film. Jude Law and Ethan Hawke are very good in it. It's pretty inspiring and it keeps you entertained. It's based in the future and it's about a guy who is not aloud in space because of his heart so he trades identities with someone else so that he can go to space. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Don't Save Anything For The Swim Back

17 Again

2/4 STARS

This is not very good. It's a lot better than I thought it would be though. I actually didn't hate Zac Efron in it. This movie has some bad lines but it does have some funny and awkward parts in it. It also has a pretty good message throughout it. It's about a guy who was big and popular in high school and could have gone to college for basketball but he chose to marry his high school sweetheart instead. He now is in his 30's and hates his life. He then has a chance to be 17 again and tries to make his life better.

JORDAN SAYS: Jim Gaffigan!

Kill Bill 2

3.1/4 STARS

This is another good movie by Quentin Tarantino. It's part 2 of the movies and is just as good as the 1st one. This has pretty good acting and a good soundtrack. It's about a lady getting revenge on a group pf criminals that have wronged her. This movie as bad language and very bad violence and blood. I would recommend this movie for teens and young adults.

JORDAN SAYS: Feel Sorry For Bill

Kill Bill

3.1/4 STARS

This is a good movie by the great Quentin Tarantino. It has pretty good acting and has a cool soundtrack. I also like the way it's filmed. Uma Thurman is awesome in this. She kicks some major butt. This is about a lady who is getting revenge on a group of fighters that have wronged her. This movie has bad language and very harsh violence and blood. I would recommend this movie for teens and young adults.

JORDAN SAYS: A True Blood Bath

Princess Mononoke

4/4 STARS

This is one of my all time favorites. It's my 2nd favorite from Hayao Miyazaki. This movie has awesome animation and has an awesome story. The characters are really cool and Ashitaka is bad to the bone! It's very entertaining and fun for the whole family. This is about a guy who gets cursed and is searching throughout the lands to find how to cure it. He gets involved with saving a town and many people and animals of the forest. I would recommend this movie for kids and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Ashitaka!

16 Blocks

2.8/4 STARS

This is a pretty good and entertaining film. It has pretty good acting and is pretty suspenseful. Mos Def is good in it and he's pretty funny. This is about a cop who is transporting a prisoner to the court for him to testify against cops that are trying to kill him. I would recommend this movie for teens and older but it's not one you want to watch over and over.

JORDAN SAYS: People Can Change

Saving Private Ryan

3.4/4 STARS

This is a great war movie. It has good acting and awesome action. It's very realistic and shows what war is really like. Tom Hanks does a very good job in it along with a lot of other good famous actors. I really like all of the characters as well. It's about a group of soldiers that survived D-Day and are looking for a Private Ryan to send him back home. This movie has some bad language and very harsh blood and violence. I would recommend this movie for teens and older who aren't disgusted by blood and war.

JORDAN SAYS: Shows How Crazy WWII Was!

Juno

3/4 STARS

This is a good artsy film. It has pretty good acting. This movie has an amazing soundtrack and is filmed really well. It's very interesting and has some funny parts. It is also pretty intelligent. It's about a 17 year old girl who gets pregnant and gives it up for adoption. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Like The City In Alaska

Half Nelson

3.1/4 STARS

This is a pretty good movie. It has a good soundtrack and Ryan Gosling is awesome in it. It's about a teacher who is into drugs and tries to help a student stay out of trouble. This movie has some bad language and drug use. I would recommend this movie for teens and young adults.

JORDAN SAYS: When's "Full" Nelson Coming Out?

3 Ninjas

2/4 STARS

Ok, this is a classic. I know it's not very good, but it has some great lines and it's fun and funny. I do enjoy watching it a lot. It's also not very realistic. It's an 80 year old man beating up 20 year old ninjas and 3 kids beating up 20 year old ninjas. It's about 3 kids who get taught how to do karate by their grandfather. They then have to save themselves from danger by using this karate. I would recommend watching this with friends or family because it will make you laugh and it's a classic.

JORDAN SAYS: Light Up The Eyes Boys!

Crash

3.3/4 STARS

This is a very good and entertaining film. You are never bored in it. It has awesome acting from a great cast. It also has a pretty good soundtrack. This movie will also get you thinking. I think it will have a pretty big impact on you. It's about a bunch of different people and races and shows the people struggling to get over their fears as they go through each others lives. This movie has bad language and some nudity. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Ludacris: Need I Say More?

Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves

3.1/4 STARS

This is a very likable movie. It has pretty good acting and it has some great lines in it. Kevin Costner was good but he played Robin Hood and didn't have an English accent. It has some good action in it and has some funny parts and is entertaining. It is about Robin Hood and how he stole from the sheriff of Nottingham and gave to the poor. As the sheriff tries to take the throne, Robin Hood tries to stop him. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Then It Begins

Ned Kelly

3.2/4 STARS

This is a very entertaining and good film. It makes you like Ned Kelly and hate the cops. It was written well and has great acting from Heath Ledger. Orlando Bloom does a pretty good job as well. This movie is about Ned Kelly and his gang who become outlaws after being wronged by the police. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Heath Ledger With Another Great Performance

Traffic

3.1/4 STARS

This is good movie. It was written and directed very well. It also has great acting, especially by Benicio Del Toro and Don Cheadle. It's pretty entertaining. It's about the war on drugs among people and governments of USA and Mexico. This movie has bad language. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Benicio Del Toro Is The Man!

Man On Fire

3.3/4 STARS

This is a great movie. It's suspenseful, extremely enjoyable, has good meaning and is very interesting to watch. It's also based on a true story. Denzel Washington is awesome in it. It's about a guy that hates his life and who becomes a bodyguard for a little American girl in Mexico. He fails to protect her and then starts to get revenge for the girl and kill everyone involved in the kidnapping, and he finds out there's more to the kidnapping than he realized. This movie has some bad language and bad blood and violence. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Denzel Is Bad To The Bone!

Heat

3.1/4 STARS

This is a smart and entertaining film. It's Al Pacino vs. Robert De Niro. Even though Robert is the bad guy, you still want him to win. I really like Val Kilmer in this movie as well. This movie is very smart and it's fun to watch. This movie is about a group of criminals and a cop who is trying to get them. This movie has bad language. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Where's The Van?

Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels

3.2/4 STARS

This is a good and entertaining film. It's very enjoyable and is pretty funny. It's a very fast paced comedy. It's another good movie from Guy Ritchie. It's basically about a group of guys who owe someone a lot of money and they are trying to get that money, and so are a lot of other people. Some people are also looking for two antic guns. This movie has a lot of bad language and some nudity. I would recommend this movie for teens and young adults.

JORDAN SAYS: Another Score For Guy Ritchie

Public Enemies

3.2/4 STARS

This is was a good movie but not as good as I was expecting it to be. With the cast that it had I thought it was going to be an all time great. It was still good though. Johnny Depp was awesome in it. Even though I hate how it ends, it's an awesome ending and was done really well. It's based on a true story and it's a very entertaining story. It's about all the gangsters that were considered public enemies. This has some bad language and violence. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Johnny With Another Quality Performance

American Splendor

3.2/4 STARS

This is a very interesting and artsy film. It also has a pretty cool soundtrack. The way it's filmed is awesome. Paul Giamatti is awesome in it. This is a great movie for artsy people. It's about a guy who starts to write comic books about his everyday life. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: One Of The Best Comics Ever

Harsh Times

3.2/4 STARS

This is a good entertaining film. It has amazing acting by Christian Bale. This and American Psycho made me think Bale could have been the Joker. It is a rough and harsh movie. It also has a couple good fight scenes. This is about two friends that are trying to find jobs and one of them wants to be a federal agent(he was in the army). They do drugs and drink beer and do bad things that lead to more trouble. This movie has very harsh language and some violence and drug use. I would recommend this movie for teens and young adults.

JORDAN SAYS: Bale Is Awesome Once Again

Fast Times At Ridgemont High

3.1/4 STARS

This is a classic. It's funny and fun to watch. It's a great film to watch with your friends. It's about different high school kids and their lives as they interact with each other. Sean Penn is really funny in it and plays a good druggie type guy. This has bad language and some nudity. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Dude!

Mystic River

3.4/4 STARS

This is a smart, entertaining, great film. It has a great cast led by Sean Penn. It has great acting and you are never bored watching it. It is about three friends who grow up in different directions and one of there kids was murdered, and they try and find out who as they suspect one of there friends to do it. This movie has very bad language. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Sean Penn Is Awesome!

Donnie Brasco

3.2/4 STARS

This is a very enjoyable movie. It has good acting by Johnny Depp and Al Pacino. It is very entertaining. It's about a cop who goes undercover and tries to get a bunch of the mob arrested. It's based on a true story. It has some bad language and bad violence and blood. I would recommend this for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: The 2nd Best Donnie Ever!

Troy

3.4/4 STARS

This is a great movie. It has good acting and is very entertaining. I'm also a fan of Greek mythology and war movies. Brad Pitt was awesome in it. It is about the might Achilles and Agamemnon trying to take over Troy. Achilles starts to fall in love and stops fighting until the death of his cousin by prince Hector. This movie has bad violence and blood and some nudity. I would recommend this movie for teens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Achilles Vs. Hector = Awesome Rivals

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

3.3/4 STARS

This is a classic. Probably Matthew Broderick's only good performance of his career. He was good. This is very funny and fun to watch. It has a lot of great lines. It's about a guy who gets his sick friend and girlfriend to take a day off school and go to Chicago. As he fakes sick his principal tries to catch him. I would recommend this movie for preteens and older.

JORDAN SAYS: Let My Cameron Go

Clerks 2

3.1/4 STARS

This is a very funny movie. It's pretty hilarious. It also has a good soundtrack. I definitely like it better than the first one. It is about two guys that work at a fast food restaurant and one of them is about to move with his fiance, but he realizes he is in love with someone else. This movie has some bad language. I would recommend this movie for teens and young adults.

JORDAN SAYS: One Ring To Rule Them All

25th Hour

3.2/4 STARS

This is one of my favorite movies by Spike Lee. It is entertaining to watch. Edward Norton does a really good job in it. It's about a guy who has 24 hours till he goes to jail, so he spends his last day with his friends and family. It has bad language in it. I would recommend this movie for teens and young adults, especially if you have 24 hours to go to jail.

JORDAN SAYS: Funny You Should Say That

40 Year Old Virgin

3.3/4 STARS

Another great film by Judd Apatow. This movie is absolutely hilarious. It has a great cast including Seth Rogen, Steve Carell and Paul Rudd. They are all hilarious in it. It has some great lines in it. It's about a 40 year old man who is a virgin and meets some new friends who try and help him get a girl. This movie has bad language and some nudity. I would recommend this movie for teens and young adults.

JORDAN SAYS: You Know How I Know You're Gay?

Dazed And Confused

3.2/4 STARS

This is a very funny classic. It has a great soundtrack and is very funny. Some of the acting is good and some is bad. I definitely love Matthew McConaughhey in it. It's about a bunch of high school kids and there parties and all the things they do as summer is about to begin. This movie has some bad language. I would recommend this movie for teens and young adults.

JORDAN SAYS: I Get Older, They Stay The Same Age